28 Weeks Pregnant with Twins

I'm 28 weeks pregnant with the girls, which means I'm in the third trimester. The picture with the orange wall behind me was the beginning of the third trimester with Theo's pregnancy.
I keep getting people asking if I'm due soon. I say, "Nope, it's just twins."
I've had multiple people tell me that they don't think it looks like there are 2 in there. It takes some self-control not to say something snarky like, "Well, they don't each get their own bump. I'm not Alice the Camel."